Man Utd Veteran Paul Scholes Retires With Immediate Effect » Who Ate all the Pies

Man Utd Veteran Paul Scholes Retires With Immediate Effect » Who Ate all the Pies

Is this the end of Big Dirty Dave Elgie yelling "Scholes!" 

Pilkipedia!

So I listened to the Ricky Gervais's Podcast for the first time even though it's been going for a while.  I really didn't expect much from it, but I found my self laughing a lot.  Not at Ricky but at my namesake Karl Pilkington, one part of the trio that is the podcast along with Stephen Merchant.  They just get Karl to tell stories so they can make fun of everything he says.  Sound familiar?

Karl Quote: "You build up to it, don't you? You have that bit of a chat, and you go "alright? Hows it going?". You get on an' that and then a little baby pops out."

The funny thing is Karl sounds totally serious while he's telling these stories while the other 2 are snickering in the background.  Well Gervais is squealing with laughter in the background. 

When I was listening to it I thought he was a 60 year old from his voice and the way he talked.  But then I looked him up and he's only 38.

Found a whole 'pedia' devoted to him.  Maybe one day I will know this joy!

www.pilkipedia.co.uk

Death from Above 2011

 

All too familiar with this now!

Loud Neighbours

I swear swear SWEAR the guys upstairs run a wood shop/professional stomping competition.

Consideration simply doesn't exist in today's society.  

One day I will break out my finest hacksaw and just enjoy making them footloose.

T-O 2-4!

Stayed in town this weekend and I had a good time.  Pretty chill weekend of sunshine, beer, sailing, beer, samosas, beer, lounging, beer, backyard, beer, gin and tonics, beer, bars, beer, thunder, beer.  Si!  Si!

Donated by the Whitehead Foundation.

Angry Birds: Magpies Recognize a Face, and Attack | Magpies, Birds & Brains | LiveScience

 A researcher in South Korea going about his job collecting data on local magpie populations made a stunning discovery: The birds recognized his face, and began to dive-bomb him out of their nests, like a scene from Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds."

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Change Your Mind About That Tattoo? You're in Good Company | Tattoo Regret Common | Tattoo Laser Removal Technology | LiveScience

More young people are flocking to tattoo parlors to get inked under the impression that it no longer has to be forever. Some experts believe that the demand for removal technology in the future may grow exponentially, creating a greater need for qualified dermatologists. According to the American Academy of Dermatology, tattoo regrets are common — in fact, 17 percent of those who get tattoos consider getting them removed.

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Investment opportunity!!!!  Stock in Tattoo Begone "R" Us is bound to rise.

Ivan Hrvatska Vancouver Canucks Superfan!

Inspired by Facebook, couple names daughter Like - Parentcentral.ca

Inspired by Facebook, couple names daughter Like - Parentcentral.ca

What the hell is wrong with a normal name like Seven??  Oh Society!

Newcastle United to sell fans extra stripes for new kit

 

Newcastle United supporters claim Mike Ashley is trying to cash in on the Magpies’ new home kit by selling extra stripes for £15 each.

The club was criticised yesterday after revealing the new black and white Puma-designed home kit clearly missing several of the Magpies’ traditional white stripes...

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Haha!  The life of a blue collar fan in northern England.

Here's a solution for those blokes concerned about spending  extra money for extra stripes.  DON'T!

If you don't like it then don't buy it.  I'm guessing these fans feel they have to be wearing the latest jersey or kit because they think they are the 12th man on the field or something.  Well you aren't.  If you're gonna add stripes to it wont be the same anyway.  Just stop!!  Please.  Don't be an idiot.

Go to Toffs and get a retro jers. All the stripes you want.  No sponsor.  Will last you forever.  Win! Win! Win!

Sepp Blatter: Re-elect me for Fifa presidency or football suffers - Goal.com

Sepp Blatter: Re-elect me for Fifa presidency or football suffers - Goal.com

So sick of this guy as a human!

Get Me to the Church on Time

My cousin's wedding this weekend so this is appropriate.

Blogger took off my last post

But I didn't alter this picture not to use it.

Yada Yada Yada it smells in this town and this is why.

The ‘What The Premier League Table Would Look Like If All Shots That Hit The Post Had Gone In’ Table Is Quite Interesting » Who Ate all the Pies

The ‘What The Premier League Table Would Look Like If All Shots That Hit The Post Had Gone In’ Table Is Quite Interesting » Who Ate all the Pies

Care Bear Stare!!

I thought we had been over this Sunil.  Flattered but no thanks!

Or is it????

Happy "Mother's" Day!

So I was watching Breakfast Television briefly yesterday and they were talking about old Canadian food franchises that don't exist anymore.   They mentioned Mother's Pizza from back in the awesome 80's.  I have such fond memories of that place.  I was at countless Birthday parties including my own at the one that was on Weber and Kinzie in Ktown.

So after 1 minute of BT banter that felt like a lifetime they mention that the franchise is being relaunched.  So before I let my skepticism of new places trying to recapture past glory or my pizza place abandonment issues take over.  I'll just say one thing.  Pizza Party at Mother's!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

www.mothersrestaurants.com/

Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen

Just Me!

 

Jako Fino!!

HotDocs: YOU'VE BEEN TRUMPED

Went to my first hopefully not only doc at the hotdocs festival last night.  It was a really good one.  The trailer gives you the back-story.  I recommend seeing it if and when you can.  It's a kind of 'Big Shot Business Man has an idea and nothing will stand in his way to achieve this' narrative that really gives a telling view of how Donald Trump is able to bypass the law and basic human rights and force his way on almost everyone.  Almost!

Gdaddy kind of Day

The Amazing Ronaldo Toy!

I just remembered seeing this a few years ago, and decided to post it. Ya, I'm in a regurgitation mood. So what?!

Mona Moment!

 

Co-Author: Sarah D.